Monday, 26 March 2007

My Autobunnyography


I was born at a very early age into a large family of Wabbits known as the Cottontails. I was very young at the time so I don't remember very much about it. In my early years I was mostly known as 'Young Wabbit!' but eventually I learned my true and very noble name was Dillon Columbus Cottontail. Now being a very inquisitive sort of a chap I soon discovered that my middle name was taken from a human of some fame and repute. I hoped he might have been a knight or even a king as I saw myself as something of an exceptional kind of a cottontail, not one to want to just sit about in a warren all day eating carrots and lettuce. From somewhere beyond the beyond the destiny of my name was calling out to me.

Imagine my surprise when I discovered that my namessake was an explorer. No wonder the fields beyond the edges of the hedges were calling out to me. I too was destined to become - a EXPLORER!


1 comment:

Laird Dillon Columbus Cottontail said...

Sometimes a wabbit thinks computering should be left to humans. I cannot find my buttons.